May the 4th!

May 4, 2016

I tried to figure out what to post today, then I looked at the calendar.

It’s Star Wars Day!

I’m not entirely sure when this became a thing, but I’m really glad that it’s a thing!

Star Wars stuff in my life right now:  comic books.  I read #1 of Poe Dameron, which takes place right before The Force Awakens, and it’s okay.  Sort of like Rogue Squadron lite.  But the real surprise was the C-3PO comic, which I would not have picked up except it’s by James Robinson and Tony Harris.  My beloved Starman Robinson and Harris!  Well played, Marvel, well played!  It’s the story of how C-3PO got that red arm and it’s kind of adorable.  Not deep, just a one-off, one-issue adventure.  Nice, you know?  I’ve also been informed that I would probably really like the Chewbacca comic so that’s next on the list.

I got to thinking about the prequels again. (I know, I know, I’m supposed to stop that.)  I’m wondering if Star Wars stories are inherently about underdogs triumphing over impossible odds.  Like, if those stories and that tone are an inherent part of the Star Wars universe.  But the prequels — that’s the story of the fall of the establishment.  The characters aren’t underdogs, they’re authority figures.  It’s the classic Greek-style tragedy of pride and hubris and a fatal flaw undermining the whole culture.

Is that kind of story inherently in opposition to the feel of the Star Wars universe?  I’m not sure.  But I’m not entirely sure the prequels are aware that they’re Greek tragedy, and so are kind of doomed.  Ironically enough.

Back later, I have comics to read.



file under unexpected

May 2, 2016

I got the new Eddie Bauer catalog and opened it up and there’s a picture of Ryan Reynolds planting a tree.  I guess they’re launching a forestry charity and he’s their spokes-celebrity.

But I just kept staring at that picture.  Ryan Reynolds, very seriously planting a tree.

It was unexpectedly, weirdly, kinda hot.  Like, I can’t stop looking at it.  Like, what is happening, is this like pinups for outdoorsy girls or something?  Did they know that when they were doing the photo shoot?  It’s just like totally normal Ryan Reynolds.  Not even dressed sexy.  He’s in a freaking parka.  Planting a tree.

*fans self*


more snow!

April 29, 2016

It’s Friday again.  And snowing again.  I used to read books about Wicca and modern paganism and they’d talk about doing outdoor Beltane rituals in the nude and there I’d be in the middle of a Colorado spring snowstorm thinking are you out of your freaking minds?!  Turns out a lot of those books are written by folks living in southern California.

My email today had no fewer than 4 survey requests from various companies I’ve done business with recently.  I hate surveys.  Hate hate hate them.  And I hate that these days I can’t seem to have a single business transaction without getting one in my email a day later.

Next week, I’ll be in Vancouver for the Creative Ink Festival.  That’s ink for writing, not tattooing.  Apparently there has been some confusion.  Come join us if you’re in the area!  I have an extra day to be a tourist, since this will be my first time in Vancouver.  What should I go see?


The Flash v. Supergirl

April 27, 2016

Not for real.  I would never set Barry and Kara against each other because they are total BFFs.  But I want to compare the season 1 finales of each show, because I think they offer a really a great lesson in tension, suspense, and how to maintain those things in fiction.

The lesson:  A great way to increase tension in the story is to make sure the main character and the audience are on the same page, pointed in the same direction.  A great way to destroy tension is to put the character and audience at odds.

I’ve talked before about the first season finale of The Flash:  how an episode that is basically people talking the whole time had me at the edge of my seat, emotionally engaged, and brought enough tension to be nerve-wracking.  I think part of how it accomplished this is by keeping Barry and the audience on the same page, asking the same question:  Should he travel back in time to save his mother or not?  Barry spends the whole episode on that question, and we’re right there with him until he finally pulls the trigger on the action and it all comes to a head and we all learn the answer at the same time.

Now let’s talk about that Supergirl season finale.  The big action scene in the last half of the episode had an actual ticking clock, so the tension should have been thick, right?  Time’s counting down, only a few minutes left to save the world, yikes!  So why were my friends and I yelling at the TV and bored and frustrated?  I think it’s because we weren’t on the same page as the characters.  We weren’t asking the same questions, we weren’t pointed in the same direction.

The episode:  Kara and Alex fight, but Love Conquers All, and Kara goes on TV to tell everyone that Hope saves the day, and Myriad is defeated, except it isn’t because Non and Co. have now set it to destroy the brains of everyone on planet Earth and Kara must dump Non’s HQ into space, which is likely a suicide mission and everyone knows it.  So she goes around to tell everyone how much she loves them because she thinks she isn’t coming back, then she fights and kills Non, dumps the thing into space, Alex saves her (yay!), the end, cliffhanger.

Just like The Flash finale, this episode features a whole lot of the main character going around having heartfelt conversations with the most important people in her life.  How interesting, I thought, that both these episodes are mostly the main character talking to people.  Especially because I think The Flash episode succeeds massively, and the Supergirl episode, well, doesn’t.

The problem?  The doomsday clock is already ticking when Supergirl goes around having her heartfelt conversations.  This means all I could think about was “Holy shit why are you wasting all this time talking to people, the clock is ticking, Earth is doomed, stop stop stop go fight Non ARGH WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING.”  And then she lies to James about how she really feels again, which is a whole other issue.  Then she gets to crashed Fort Roz and it’s the same thing.  “Don’t fight Non why are you stopping you have like three minutes left just drop him in a hole and come back for him later ARGH.”  This scene that’s supposed to be super tense and exciting was just completely frustrating.  Because the character’s goals did not seem to line up with where I thought her goals really should logically have been lined up.  She’s wasting time, running down the clock so we can have a nail-biting finish because the plot says she’s supposed to, not because it makes sense.

Why did the Flash episode get away with all the talking?  There was no ticking clock.  Barry had control of the action, which wouldn’t start until he said so.  Him going ahead with the action was the answer to the question we’d been pondering that whole episode, and he could talk as much as he wanted before pulling that trigger and we’d go along with him.

I find it fascinating that the episode with the literal ticking doomsday clock was dull, while the one where the characters spend the whole time talking about whether they should do the thing was so gripping.

I’ve talked about this before, regarding a book I read where the viewpoint character had a Deep Dark Secret that the reader didn’t know about.  I believe this was done to increase the tension, to make the reader keep reading in order to find out what the secret is.  But this doesn’t actually work, because what really happens is the reader gets so damned frustrated not knowing something that’s a key part of the viewpoint character, that instead of being drawn in, the reader is pushed away.  The character has their story — keeping the secret, pursuing goals, doing their thing.  And the reader is on a different vector entirely:  what’s the secret?  The character and reader are at odds.  But if the reader just knew what the secret was, then the reader becomes invested in the character’s goal:  keeping the secret.  Whom can the character trust?  Whom will she tell?  What will happen if anyone finds out?  Those questions will keep us reading much more happily than wondering what the secret is.

I would have been much happier, much more engaged with the story, if Kara had behaved at all logically, and didn’t spend pretty much half of her ticking clock scenario talking while Earth is in danger.

How to fix the pacing on that Supergirl episode:  After stopping Myriad (she thinks), she can have those talks with people.  “When I thought I’d lost you I felt all these things and want to tell you how much you mean to me,” etc. etc.  As these conversations progress, a problem becomes apparent:  they all have raging headaches, and they’re getting worse.  Kara runs back to HQ, “Something’s very wrong!”  Yes, and here’s what it is, we’re all about to explode unless we can get the giant ship into space or something.  We have 20 minutes, but our solution might kill you.  Doesn’t matter, Kara zooms out to the thing because she only has 18 minutes now.  Non and Indigo are there to stop her.  She doesn’t immediately confront them — all she has to do is get the thing, right?  But they insist on fighting her.  So it’s a two-pronged battle, of her trying to get away from them while also trying to get the thing, until she finally stops to kill Non.  Clock’s still ticking.  Climax and finale ensue.  Ta da!

And by the way how is it that Superman is always going into space with no ill effects and for some reason it’s a really big deal whether or not Kara can go into space?


bunny trauma

April 25, 2016

The farm where I ride horses is overrun with rabbits.  Which is cool, because it also means there are lots of raptors around, including a breeding pair of bald eagles.

Last week, I went to ride in the indoor arena because the ground outside was still wet, got on the horse I was riding that day (I ride either TinyHorse or the Boy, that day it was the Boy, who is a big baby thoroughbred and a sweetie pie), started around the arena…

And there was a baby bunny sitting right on the path.  I couldn’t tell if it was alive or dead.  Its eyes were open, it was fluffy, it looked alive.  But it didn’t move, not even when the Boy and I walked within a foot or so of it.  The bunny was in baby freeze mode and it wasn’t moving.

I couldn’t stand it.  I’d be worried about stepping on it the whole time, and if the Boy did step on it I would be so horrified and traumatized it would likely ruin my whole day.  My whole year.  So I got off, found a pitchfork, and went to try to get it out of the way.  I mean, if it was dead someone would have to scoop it anyway.  If it was alive, it would leave, right?  Right?!!

No.  I scooped it up with the fork.  Still didn’t move.  I thought I saw it breathing but I wouldn’t put money on it.  I took it to the door, intending to set it down and maybe it could recover or whatever.  It still didn’t move.  I carefully set the fork down and tried to scrape the baby bunny off it.  Determined that it was alive because it started wriggling.  Finally got it off the fork.

And it immediately ran back inside the arena.

So, you know.  At least it wasn’t dead.

(How the story ends:  I never did get it out of the arena, but it finally went and hid under some jump poles, which at least meant we weren’t going to step on it.  I had a lovely ride after that.)



April 22, 2016

It’s like something in the universe decided Planet Earth had too much glam, and 2016 is the year the ledger got balanced.


FYI:  In the Kitty universe, it’s totally, totally canon that Prince and the Revolution are Fae.  Prince just went back Underhill.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.


busy week, quick post

April 20, 2016

Short post today — I spent the morning taking a friend to meet the folk at Ildanach Studio to learn about metal casting.  Fun time, watching everybody geek out about historical metalworking, experimental archeology, and restoration.

I’m also thinking of dropping the blogging to twice a week instead of three times a week.  Been having just a bit of trouble keeping up with it the last month or so and that might take some of the pressure off.

Movie reviews will continue — I already have tickets to CA: Civil War.  Hmmm……



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