January 2, 2017
Happy New Year! You should know I made blood sacrifice to ensure a good year. i.e. I sliced my fingers cutting limes at the New Year’s Eve party. It’s fine, except sliced fingertips plus typing = ouch. I also successfully sabred a champagne bottle with my rapier. Not very well, mind you, but I did it.
Meanwhile, I’ve caught up on some viewing.
In this month’s Lightspeed, I briefly review Moana, Rogue One, and Passengers.
Here’s the short version of my review of Passengers: This film miserably fails its premise. It could have been a good middling Hollywood SF adventure romance. If they both woke up at the same time, and by accident. But he wakes up first, then purposefully sabotages her hibernation pod. So it turns into a movie about how this stalker and kidnapper really isn’t such a bad guy once you get to know him. Big side eye, there. I have a lot more to say, in the full review.
Legends of Tomorrow: I watched the first couple of episodes of this season to get the Justice Society glimpse, and my speculation was correct. My longed-for Starman reference appeared here. Well, not exactly. I mean, my Starman is Jack Knight and the mid-90’s run. This was Stargirl, a more recent incarnation. But I believe that is Jack’s cosmic rod she was using (or what will become Jack’s, in 50 years…) And it was kind of fun to get what is essentially her Bombshells version, sort of. (Bombshells: a graphic novel excuse to draw all the DC heroines and villains as 40’s pinups, but they have excellent adventures and it’s a lot of fun.)
And Rogue One was better on the second viewing. I liked seeing the setup, that we do get a pretty good introduction to each member of our gang before they finally all end up on a ship together, bonded by chance and circumstance. Classic gaming setup.
Those last five minutes are still a kick in the teeth. The whole last battle, really, (The hammerhead corvette, OMG. “Are they doing what I think they’re doing?” Yes, yes they are.) but once you understand what’s happening when that disk gets passed hand to hand and finally ends up on the blockade runner, and you know exactly what happens next — that’s how you do a prequel. A brilliant bit of fan service, there.