file under unexpected
May 2, 2016
I got the new Eddie Bauer catalog and opened it up and there’s a picture of Ryan Reynolds planting a tree. I guess they’re launching a forestry charity and he’s their spokes-celebrity.
But I just kept staring at that picture. Ryan Reynolds, very seriously planting a tree.
It was unexpectedly, weirdly, kinda hot. Like, I can’t stop looking at it. Like, what is happening, is this like pinups for outdoorsy girls or something? Did they know that when they were doing the photo shoot? It’s just like totally normal Ryan Reynolds. Not even dressed sexy. He’s in a freaking parka. Planting a tree.