Star Lord vs. the Dinosaurs I Mean Jurassic World
June 26, 2015
This is a movie about how GMO’s are bad and how terrible things happen when women neglect the children they’re meant to be looking after.
I finally decided that the filmmakers knew exactly how silly this all was and meant for it to be a comedy when, after the last battle, Chris Pratt’s character and his favorite velociraptor give each other respectful nods across the plaza before the ‘raptor turns and trots off into the jungle. This is that kind of movie.
All that being said, I WANT THAT FRAKKING DINO PETTING ZOO AND I WANT IT RIGHT FRAKKING NOW.
**cuddles baby brontosaurus with all possible cuddles**