adventure time!

February 1, 2011

I’m posting from my iPod, which is kind of a pain. I am having adventures! It’s snowing! I have a minor injury that might produce an interesting scar! I’m trying to come up with a story to explain it that’s more interesting than what actually happened. I’m leaning toward the one where I rescued a town from a swarm of man-eating snakes.

9 Responses to “adventure time!”

  1. ArcLight Says:

    This is why I’ll never be a professional writer. I always just use the “bar fight” excuse.

  2. Doruk Says:

    It counts if you were fighting with orcs in the bar.

  3. Ramenth Says:

    Rescued a town from a swarm of man eating snakes during a snow storm?

    If nothing else, you could probably sell the idea to Syfy.

    “Icesnakes” 2011.

  4. Bradford Says:

    One time an employee of the casino where I work, a prop player named Jerry (fake name to protect the innocent) showed up for work with two big shiners. Jerry was in his 70’s and recovering from open heart surgery. When I asked him what had happened to his eyes, and he said that he’d been in a bar fight! (Later, I found out that he had had eye surgery.)

    If your scar looks like snake bites, you could say that you were the little girl that True Grit was based on. (Of course, you might have to invoke time travel…)

  5. Adam. Says:

    How about: Teaching a Grizzly Bear to parallel park?

  6. Jaws Says:

    Shook Glenn Beck’s [or some other odious TV/radio personality] hand at a rally?

    Or, since you’re a writer…

    The puncture marks are from the staples that were holding the nondisclosure agreement for a Top Sekrit Project 47 together. Unfortunately, both Boris and Natasha insist that every page must be initialed in the top corner… right where the staples were. Then I had to rebend the staple and put it back.

  7. Ty Says:

    Don’t worry folks, I’ve just handed her her fourth drink, and she’s feeling no pain.

    Now we are watching Vegas in Space!

  8. Ty Says:

    Vegas in Space was too awful to go longer than five minutes. We are now watching GI Joe the Rise of Cobra and I am trying to get Carrie to live blog it.

    She seems resistant.

  9. Robert Says:

    Are the snakes infected with a mutagenic virus that gives super powers to the .001% of the people that survive the bite? That would be so cool for everyone but the 99,999 fatalities…. Ok, maybe not so cool.


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